This is What Fascism Looks Like
Revised Preamble to The United States Constitution (post-Citizens United)

We the People Corporations of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union Right-to-Work state, establish dictate Justice corporate rulings, insure domestic Tranquility Profitability, provide for the common defence military industrial complex, promote the general Welfare free-market economy, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity profit margins, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United Corporate States of America.

Representative Andy Harris (R-MD) is hereby charged with the following crimes against Democracy:

  • Controlled Mass Media
  • Corporate Power is Protected
  • Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts 
  • Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
  • Violation of the Freedom of the Press

The following Republican Subcommittee members are hereby charged as accessories to the aforementioned crimes:

  • Dana Rohrabacher, CA
  • Roscoe G. Bartlett, MD
  • Frank D. Lucas, OK
  • Judy Biggert, IL
  • W. Todd Akin, MO
  • Randy Neugebauer, TX
  • Paul Broun, GA
  • Chuck Fleischmann, TN

Glenn Beck is hereby charged with the following crimes against Democracy:

  •  Powerful and Continuing Nationalism
  • Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights
  • Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause
  • Supremacy of the Military
  • Controlled Mass Media
  • Obsession with National Security
  • Religion and Government are Intertwined
  • Corporate Power is Protected
  • Labor Power is Suppressed
  • Obsession with Crime and Punishment

Charged with the following crimes against Democracy:

9. Corporate Power is Protected

10. Labor Power is Suppressed

13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption

14. Fraudulent Elections