Revised Preamble to The United States Constitution (post-Citizens United)
We the People Corporations of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union Right-to-Work state, establish dictate Justice corporate rulings, insure domestic Tranquility Profitability, provide for the common defence military industrial complex, promote the general Welfare free-market economy, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity profit margins, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United Corporate States of America.
